Tuesday, December 28, 2010

Ummm Maam, Can you move your bag?

Okay so it's rush hour.  Everyone and their mom is on this train and you cannot have a two seat-er to yourself.  And don't think that because you are pretending to be asleep with your head resting against the window (leaving a big grease spot) that I will not tap your shoulder and ask you to move.

I know you are tired from having worked all day long.  I know you don't want to put your bag in your lap because it's uncomfortable.  I know you would rather stretch out and rest better for your ride home.  Guess what?  It ain't goin' happen Cap'n.  Move it or lose it.  I'm tired too and I have an hour ride too and my bag is heavy too.

And don't let me start on these people that see a pregnant woman or an elderly person and refuse to acknowledge them and relinquish their seat for them.  That's just despicable.  Move your rude, uncivilized self up off that chair and let them sit down.  Do you not have any home training at all?

And shut yo mouf up.  Why are you talking all loud about your personal business?  We do not care about the girl who called your man's phone after midnight, or how your job paid you late and you told off your manager, or how you can't wait till the weekend so that you can go to the club and get your drink on.

Sit down, face forward, be quite, put your hands in your lap and stop getting on other people's nerves.

That is all.

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